Natural Beauty Supporter T-Shirts

'Why's that girl got weird brown hair?'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Have you got your make up on yet?

REPENT! Get back to nature

The return of Miss Subways

Hedgehog Mortuary.

"So what's your success rate?"

A baroque elk.

Man on tube using dreadlock as support.

'On that Noah thing, just rinse and repeat as necessary.'

Landscape artist

'I don't get it. All we eat is hay and grass, and yet we're a veritable storehouse of cholesterol.'

"Dam kids..."

"I want a natural birth, no make-up, no lip gloss, no..."

'No wrinkles or botox for me: I naturally change my skin every so often...'

Eventually, a point is reached where even the best cosmetic surgery begins to look more like taxidermy gone horribly wrong.

"It says here that they have chopped down all the palm trees and blow up the rocks to make the place look more natural..."

Irregular Fruits and Veggies: "It's our inner beauty that counts..."

Introducing... My Natural Hair Color!

"Just remember, it's what's on the inside that counts."

"If you get nervous up here, just picture everyone in the audience wearing clothes!"

Sunrise $5/Sunset $5

'Keep in mind I'm beautiful on the inside.'

"The secret to looking good is to be good-looking."

Beauty Salon - Husband says to wife, 'Look, anything will be an improvement!'

Nudist Colony/Unbrushed Hair Colony

"I love it!"

Organic Shampoo: Tested on Broccoli

'The Botox will help me to kiss up to the Boss.'

Animal exploitation - cosmetics manufactured using animal byproducts.

Like a Natural Woman

It's the Vikings and the Avon lady not due until tomorrow!"

Botox! Never!