Vitamin Supplements Gifts

'Love, your, omega, 3's!'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

Medicinal plants

Need a vitaminlike pill, but don't want to risk the side effects? Then try the world's first multivitamin placebo! They don't do any good, but they don't do any harm either.

Extremely Practical Jokes.

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

'Too much Omega 3.'

Nutritional Supplements.

What did you think happens to all those vitamins that roll beneath the fridge?

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

Alternative Medicine. Group Hug.

'It's anxiety. Don't worry, vitamin B happy.'

"I have your lab test results. Cut back on your vitamins. You have the healthiest urine I have ever seen."

'Those are to increase my mental energy. . . Those are a mild sedative to calm my nerves.'

"I've seen this before. I suspect that a simple vitamin deficiency is lowering your immunity to prosecution."

The News in Capsule Form.

'Wow, you're really good at your job! Keep up the good work, Harris.'

Actually, I hate the taste of fish, but the oil's just so darn good for you.

'Buy a bottle of these vitamins. If you're strong enough to get the lid off, don't take them.'

'Dang! The Hoopers have been force-feeding vitamins again.'

"It's just that you might find food a lot cheaper!"

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

Walk and take Vitamin C Every Day

The B1 Vitamin Bomber

'Time for your One-a-Year vitamin supplement pill, dear.'

'...The world of vitamins can be complex.'

'You have a fear of Thiamine, Riboflavin, Niacin, etc.,...better known as Vitamin B Complex.'