Supplements Gifts

All natural herbs - vitamins - supplements. 'Looks like he died of natural causes.'

"Something from the supplement cart?"

'I need something that will raise my energy level but not my self esteem - I'm already full of myself.'

Need a vitaminlike pill, but don't want to risk the side effects? Then try the world's first multivitamin placebo! They don't do any good, but they don't do any harm either.

'Buy a bottle of these vitamins. If you're strong enough to get the lid off, don't take them.'

'One bottle of ginko biloba would do wonders for that guy.'

'I tied the string around my trunk to remind me to take ginko biloba for my memory.'

"Captain's log, supplemental."

'I bought some Gingko Biloba to help with my memory, but I can't remember where I put it!'

'They must work. I've never had a repeat customer.'

'You're taking too much of that clamshell calcium, Margaret.'

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

Vitamins + Supplements

Thin-as-a-ghost super natural foods & supplements.

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

"Honey, have you seen my large bottle of Krill Oil?"

"I'm thinking of lowering your dosage of Omega Fish Oil."

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

Face Cream with Highly Moronic Acid

'Time for your One-a-Year vitamin supplement pill, dear.'

Super and Super Duper Vitamins.

'Too much Omega 3.'

'Those are to increase my mental energy. . . Those are a mild sedative to calm my nerves.'

Smart drugs. 'Gee, duh, I don't know. Does it look like we have any in stock?'

Rick Perry endorses memory herb

'I can personally vouch for its potency, sir.'

"Each of these pills has the energy and nutrients equivalent to two kilos of eucalyptus leaves: Think of how much time you'll save every day..."

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Useless add-ons.

Emergency Hipster Beard

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.