Protein Supplements Gifts

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

Queen of Quinoa

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

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'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

'Too much Omega 3.'

Nutritional Supplements.

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

Protein Powder Irony

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

'Those are to increase my mental energy. . . Those are a mild sedative to calm my nerves.'

Actually, I hate the taste of fish, but the oil's just so darn good for you.

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

'Buy a bottle of these vitamins. If you're strong enough to get the lid off, don't take them.'

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

'Never mind insecticides - now they think of us as protein.'

'Time for your One-a-Year vitamin supplement pill, dear.'

'Surely there's some other good source of protein out there!'

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

'I need something that will raise my energy level but not my self esteem - I'm already full of myself.'

"More protein? How about some veggies once in a while?"

'You're taking too much of that clamshell calcium, Margaret.'

"My veganism begins and ends with eating insects."

"If I were you I'd cut down on the protein supplements."

Smart drugs. 'Gee, duh, I don't know. Does it look like we have any in stock?'