Dietary Supplements Gifts

Actually, I hate the taste of fish, but the oil's just so darn good for you.

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Soup of the month.

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

The discovery of asparagus.

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

Need a vitaminlike pill, but don't want to risk the side effects? Then try the world's first multivitamin placebo! They don't do any good, but they don't do any harm either.

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

'Vegetarian is an old Indian word which means bad hunter.'

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Macho Vegetarian

"You won’t need refills."

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

'Too much Omega 3.'

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'