Dietary Supplements Gifts

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Soup of the month.

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

The discovery of asparagus.

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

Need a vitaminlike pill, but don't want to risk the side effects? Then try the world's first multivitamin placebo! They don't do any good, but they don't do any harm either.

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

'Vegetarian is an old Indian word which means bad hunter.'

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

"You won’t need refills."

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

'Too much Omega 3.'

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Macho Vegetarian

Eureka! This has telemarketing sale of a diet supplement written all over it.