Supplement Use Gifts

"You want to take some omega-3? You ARE omega-3."

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

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"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

'Too much Omega 3.'

Man sees hug capsules: 'Not to be taken Orally.'

Eureka! This has telemarketing sale of a diet supplement written all over it.

Nutritional Supplements.

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

Protein Powder Irony

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

Actually, I hate the taste of fish, but the oil's just so darn good for you.

'Those are to increase my mental energy. . . Those are a mild sedative to calm my nerves.'

'Buy a bottle of these vitamins. If you're strong enough to get the lid off, don't take them.'

'I'm part of a double-blind study to see how weight loss supplements help people lose weight. I'm guessing I received the sugar pill placebos.'

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

'Time for your One-a-Year vitamin supplement pill, dear.'

'I think we're going to have to put some more calcium in your diet.'

'...The world of vitamins can be complex.'

'I need something that will raise my energy level but not my self esteem - I'm already full of myself.'

'Take more vitamins... Well maybe you shouldn't take so many vitamins.'

"It's extremely rare for anyone to suffer side effects from health supplements Mr Baxter. Just how much cod liver oil have you been taking?"

'Apparently I need to lower the dosage of salmon capsules that I'm giving Don and the kids.'

'You're taking too much of that clamshell calcium, Margaret.'

Super and Super Duper Vitamins.

"SHEESH. What will it be like when I'm eighty?!"

Smart drugs. 'Gee, duh, I don't know. Does it look like we have any in stock?'

'It says right here, sir, three times as much iron as other supplements.'

'I can personally vouch for its potency, sir.'

All natural herbs - vitamins - supplements. 'Looks like he died of natural causes.'