Supplement Use Pillows

"You want to take some omega-3? You ARE omega-3."

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

Need a vitaminlike pill, but don't want to risk the side effects? Then try the world's first multivitamin placebo! They don't do any good, but they don't do any harm either.

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

Man sees hug capsules: 'Not to be taken Orally.'

'Too much Omega 3.'

Eureka! This has telemarketing sale of a diet supplement written all over it.

Nutritional Supplements.

Protein Powder Irony

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

'Those are to increase my mental energy. . . Those are a mild sedative to calm my nerves.'

'Buy a bottle of these vitamins. If you're strong enough to get the lid off, don't take them.'

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

'I think we're going to have to put some more calcium in your diet.'

'Time for your One-a-Year vitamin supplement pill, dear.'

'...The world of vitamins can be complex.'

'I need something that will raise my energy level but not my self esteem - I'm already full of myself.'

'Take more vitamins... Well maybe you shouldn't take so many vitamins.'

'You're taking too much of that clamshell calcium, Margaret.'

"It's extremely rare for anyone to suffer side effects from health supplements Mr Baxter. Just how much cod liver oil have you been taking?"

Super and Super Duper Vitamins.

"SHEESH. What will it be like when I'm eighty?!"

Smart drugs. 'Gee, duh, I don't know. Does it look like we have any in stock?'

'I can personally vouch for its potency, sir.'

'It says right here, sir, three times as much iron as other supplements.'

All natural herbs - vitamins - supplements. 'Looks like he died of natural causes.'

"Something from the supplement cart?"

'Calcium supplements: aisle three, bottom shelf.'