Health Supplements Pillows

1999 Influenza Chic.

"I only use B and C."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'You need to reduce your iron intake.'

"You'll sit in a duck blind in freezing rain all day, but won't take a vitamin unless it's a cherry-flavored gummy chewable."

Alternative drug deal gone bad.

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Canine Scentipede

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."

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'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

"He's like having our own personal trainer. . ."

Dog Igloo.

Jumping Dogs

'Click it or ticket.'

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

'Too much Omega 3.'

"The medic said he died of an ST-segment-elevated myocardial infarction -- Jack was always a showoff."

Eureka! This has telemarketing sale of a diet supplement written all over it.

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'