Supplement Shopping Pillows

'Calcium supplements: aisle three, bottom shelf.'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

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"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

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Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

'Too much Omega 3.'

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

Nutritional Supplements.

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

"That's when we put those expensive organic snacks in the vending machines."

Protein Powder Irony

'Those are to increase my mental energy. . . Those are a mild sedative to calm my nerves.'

'Buy a bottle of these vitamins. If you're strong enough to get the lid off, don't take them.'

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

'I think we're going to have to put some more calcium in your diet.'

'Time for your One-a-Year vitamin supplement pill, dear.'

'...The world of vitamins can be complex.'

'I need something that will raise my energy level but not my self esteem - I'm already full of myself.'

'Take more vitamins... Well maybe you shouldn't take so many vitamins.'

'You're taking too much of that clamshell calcium, Margaret.'

'Apparently I need to lower the dosage of salmon capsules that I'm giving Don and the kids.'

Super and Super Duper Vitamins.

'I can personally vouch for its potency, sir.'

"SHEESH. What will it be like when I'm eighty?!"

Smart drugs. 'Gee, duh, I don't know. Does it look like we have any in stock?'

All natural herbs - vitamins - supplements. 'Looks like he died of natural causes.'

"Something from the supplement cart?"

'Some PCB' - 'Little PCB' - 'No PCB'.

"Well, no, I'm not a practicing physician. I'm a non-practicing physician."

'He started acting like this about a week after beginning fish oil supplements,'

"Each of these pills has the energy and nutrients equivalent to two kilos of eucalyptus leaves: Think of how much time you'll save every day..."