Pharmacy Shopping Pillows

Half-price on all embarrassing items.

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Cut Price

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."