Pharmacy Visits Pillows

'Calcium supplements: aisle three, bottom shelf.'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'The pharmacy didn't have any sleep masks, but they had a sale on duct tape.'

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"That new drug causes flatulence."

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

'Side effects may include....'

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

'I think we should cut back on the tranquilizers.'

Doctors

'This prescription will stimulate your funny bone which will cause you to laugh. We both know that laughter is the best medicine.'

Hospital Departments

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

'How could it have been rough for you back in Pharmacy school, Dad? You only had penicillin and aspirin.'

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'Have there been any side effects from the medicine?'

"...but do not take Clynkovix if you are already taking any other drug with a ridiculous name."

Man sees hug capsules: 'Not to be taken Orally.'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

Medication for the elderly