Perfume Shopping Pillows

"I'm looking for a fragrance I can wear when my wife's not around."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

Men's fragrances...

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

Some scents are nonsense.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

"The antidote is $150."

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

Jane Krakowski

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'Drive 'em wild with the sweet scent of net profits exceeding forecasts due to higher gross margins and cost-cutting.'

Sweet Smell of Success $10.

Overpowering perfume

Flower sniffer