Supplement Shopping T-Shirts

'Calcium supplements: aisle three, bottom shelf.'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

All Natural Nothing

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

Need a vitaminlike pill, but don't want to risk the side effects? Then try the world's first multivitamin placebo! They don't do any good, but they don't do any harm either.

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

'Too much Omega 3.'

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

Nutritional Supplements.

"That's when we put those expensive organic snacks in the vending machines."

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

Protein Powder Irony

'Those are to increase my mental energy. . . Those are a mild sedative to calm my nerves.'

'Buy a bottle of these vitamins. If you're strong enough to get the lid off, don't take them.'

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

'I think we're going to have to put some more calcium in your diet.'

'Time for your One-a-Year vitamin supplement pill, dear.'

'...The world of vitamins can be complex.'

'I need something that will raise my energy level but not my self esteem - I'm already full of myself.'

'Take more vitamins... Well maybe you shouldn't take so many vitamins.'

'You're taking too much of that clamshell calcium, Margaret.'

Super and Super Duper Vitamins.

Smart drugs. 'Gee, duh, I don't know. Does it look like we have any in stock?'

'I can personally vouch for its potency, sir.'

"SHEESH. What will it be like when I'm eighty?!"

All natural herbs - vitamins - supplements. 'Looks like he died of natural causes.'

"Something from the supplement cart?"

"Well, no, I'm not a practicing physician. I'm a non-practicing physician."

'Some PCB' - 'Little PCB' - 'No PCB'.

"I'm thinking of lowering your dosage of Omega Fish Oil."

"Each of these pills has the energy and nutrients equivalent to two kilos of eucalyptus leaves: Think of how much time you'll save every day..."