Health-savvy Shopper Pillows

'Some PCB' - 'Little PCB' - 'No PCB'.

All Natural Nothing

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

"I'm just browsing."

'My wife doesn't just allow for inflation - she helps it along.'

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

'Going into business sale' at a jeweler's.

'They say gemstones have properties for relieving stress. . . once you get past the stress of paying for them.'

Patience Tested While You Wait.

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

"People seem to be saying, Christmas is early, much earlier than they did last year."

A Room (with adequate light and ventilation, no psychotic neighbors, near a grocery store, in a halfway-decent building in an O.K. neighborhood [not Queens, please God] for under $2000 a month) of One's Own

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

"Our goal is to make prices so low that even our employees could shop here."

You Can Afford 8 Less Products Each Week

"This new grocery store is divided into two sections: organic and things I can afford."

'Trust in God, but count your change.'

'Cutting prices by shrinking pack sizes. Hey! It's not that bad after all!'

'I don't CARE if they were marked down 35 percent. That set of drapes goes back to the store!'

'Why is it when they reduce the calories in a product, they always increase the price?'

Spring Water - Cholesterol Free.

'This new breakfast cereal is too expensive.'

We just buy one gallon of whole milk - only the very rich can afford to buy 50 gallons of 2%.

$65 for a frozen turkey. . . 9 bucks for a sleigh ride.

"How can we afford to eat at a place where the doggie bags are Gucci?"