Health-savvy Shopper Pillows

'Some PCB' - 'Little PCB' - 'No PCB'.

All Natural Nothing

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

'My wife doesn't just allow for inflation - she helps it along.'

"I'm just browsing."

'They say gemstones have properties for relieving stress. . . once you get past the stress of paying for them.'

'Going into business sale' at a jeweler's.

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

Patience Tested While You Wait.

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

"People seem to be saying, Christmas is early, much earlier than they did last year."

A Room (with adequate light and ventilation, no psychotic neighbors, near a grocery store, in a halfway-decent building in an O.K. neighborhood [not Queens, please God] for under $2000 a month) of One's Own

You Can Afford 8 Less Products Each Week

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

"Our goal is to make prices so low that even our employees could shop here."

"This new grocery store is divided into two sections: organic and things I can afford."

'Trust in God, but count your change.'

'Cutting prices by shrinking pack sizes. Hey! It's not that bad after all!'

"How can we afford to eat at a place where the doggie bags are Gucci?"

'I don't CARE if they were marked down 35 percent. That set of drapes goes back to the store!'

$65 for a frozen turkey. . . 9 bucks for a sleigh ride.

'This new breakfast cereal is too expensive.'

'Why is it when they reduce the calories in a product, they always increase the price?'

Spring Water - Cholesterol Free.

"The bad side effects are your medical plan doesn't cover the cost of this medication."