Health-conscious Consumer Pillows

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

"And this new product has absolutely no added preservatives...at least I didn't add any!"

Man stood at genetically modified fruit and veg stand.

"Good For You / Bad For You"

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

All Natural Nothing

"We're odd looking but just as good."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

Running

Wash your hands

'The U.S. has less than 5% of the world's population, but consumes 25% of its natural resources. Pretty outrageous, isn't it?'

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

"I didn't ask to be made with seventeen grams of fat."

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

'I'm not feeling well. I think I've got human flu.'

'Most, yes, but they're not all carcinogenic!'

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."