Vitamins Gifts

Vitamin Supplements "Now, wait a second... it's i before e except after c."

"I have your lab test results. Cut back on your vitamins. You have the healthiest urine I have ever seen."

"Well, no, I'm not a practicing physician. I'm a non-practicing physician."

'You know, we really should be taking vitamin supplements.'

"Captain's log, supplemental."

Nutritional Supplements.

Vitamins + Supplements

"Did you take your Vitamin D this morning?"

"I don't know if the fish oils have helped with his concentration. . . but they've certainly helped keep the fly population down!"

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Tea and vitamins.

These multi vitamins will give me unbounding energy and vitality...

Super and Super Duper Vitamins.

"I'd recommend you cut back on the vitamin C supplements."

'I can personally vouch for its potency, sir.'

"My goodness, Mr. Barret, with all those vitamins and all that jogging, we thought you'd never show up!"

Extremely Practical Jokes.

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

Ice skater

Medicinal plants

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

Martial Arts

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'The grudge match.'

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

'It's an emergency, Doctor. The vitamin company needs an endorsement.'

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'