Vitamin Voyager Gifts

'Take more vitamins... Well maybe you shouldn't take so many vitamins.'

"It's just that you might find food a lot cheaper!"

"Captain's log, supplemental."

"SHEESH. What will it be like when I'm eighty?!"

vaccine wars.

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

Evolution.

Mac OS 20

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Disease Management

Obsession with the Internet.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Medicinal plants

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

Sputnik V

A giant glass of red wine

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

Cuba restarts virtual classes

Internet Cafe.

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Red Wine

Lizard Amusement Park

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.