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'It takes a great man to admit his mistakes. Fortunately, I've never made any.'

Cat with Crown.

Narcissus said his biggest regret is missing out on the selfie era!

'You'll like this, sir. Instead of the usual boring bio, this year I've done your creation myth.'

'You did ask for the wine steward - now grovel, man, grovel!'

"Of course I won. I was already a winner. I didn't even have to run the race."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"You've changed."

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

"My kid could do that."

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

The Boss.

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

David Bowie

"So what is the true need for this project?" "To make me look good."

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."

Freia and her golden apples

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

Jack and the Beanie stock.

The great and near-great

"He claims he does the work of two employees."

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

"And, for God's sake, don't let anyone finish my novel!"

"In short, then, I'm looking for a job that matches my sense of entitlement!"

'I've always managed to retain my humility, I'm proud to say.'

"They're both type 'A' personalities, so they're deciding who is the 'A+'."

"I think it really captures my humility and selflessness."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"It's my most personal building yet."

'Seth, please bring me a copy of every search engine article that mentions my name in a favorable light. I need an ego boost.'

Boss has a frame hanging above his desk for his face.