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'It takes a great man to admit his mistakes. Fortunately, I've never made any.'

Cat with Crown.

'You'll like this, sir. Instead of the usual boring bio, this year I've done your creation myth.'

'You did ask for the wine steward - now grovel, man, grovel!'

"Of course I won. I was already a winner. I didn't even have to run the race."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"You've changed."

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

"My kid could do that."

The Boss.

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

"So what is the true need for this project?" "To make me look good."

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

Freia and her golden apples

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."

Jack and the Beanie stock.

"In short, then, I'm looking for a job that matches my sense of entitlement!"

The great and near-great

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

"He claims he does the work of two employees."

"And, for God's sake, don't let anyone finish my novel!"

'I've always managed to retain my humility, I'm proud to say.'

"They're both type 'A' personalities, so they're deciding who is the 'A+'."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"It's my most personal building yet."

'Seth, please bring me a copy of every search engine article that mentions my name in a favorable light. I need an ego boost.'

Boss has a frame hanging above his desk for his face.

"Who's a pretty boy?"

The edge on this blade gives a close shave. Guaranteed to last a lifetime.

A deceitful photographer shows his doctored photos to an editor trying to deceive him...

'Darling - have I ever told you how much you love me. . .?'