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"What do you mean, you don't know who I am? I am Ralph. Ralph! Surely you have heard of Ralph."

'Mirror, mirror, on the silo, who's the studliest bull in Shiloh?'

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"It's his ego growth chart."

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

"You've changed."

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'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'

The Boss.

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

"So what is the true need for this project?" "To make me look good."

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'Nothing has come to my attention today and I want to know why.'

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

Cat with Crown.

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

"And how long till they start saying the 'Great' after my name."

'You'll like this, sir. Instead of the usual boring bio, this year I've done your creation myth.'

Freia and her golden apples

"Yes, a table for three: me, him and his ego."

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

"He claims he does the work of two employees."

"I hear you're something big in the city?"

'I have ego issues — at least, I think it's me.'

"In short, then, I'm looking for a job that matches my sense of entitlement!"

Alexander Pope.

The great and near-great

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

"And, for God's sake, don't let anyone finish my novel!"