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"What do you mean, you don't know who I am? I am Ralph. Ralph! Surely you have heard of Ralph."

'Mirror, mirror, on the silo, who's the studliest bull in Shiloh?'

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"It's his ego growth chart."

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

"You've changed."

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"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

The Boss.

David Bowie

'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'

"So what is the true need for this project?" "To make me look good."

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

'Nothing has come to my attention today and I want to know why.'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

Cat with Crown.

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

'You'll like this, sir. Instead of the usual boring bio, this year I've done your creation myth.'

"Yes, a table for three: me, him and his ego."

"And how long till they start saying the 'Great' after my name."

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."

Freia and her golden apples

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

"In short, then, I'm looking for a job that matches my sense of entitlement!"

The great and near-great

"He claims he does the work of two employees."

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

"And, for God's sake, don't let anyone finish my novel!"

'I have ego issues — at least, I think it's me.'

"I hear you're something big in the city?"