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"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

The Owl and the Pussycat as migrants coming ashore from their pea green inflatable dinghy

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Late BroomStick

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

ET Mishap

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"Where the wild things were."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"What the hell took so long?"

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Giant Monster in Bath

Birds Following Witch.

The Beard in the Stone

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

'I think they're up to something.'

Phoenix

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

"Shall I let them breathe."

"And next up, Fairy Tales: FolkLORE or FolkLIES!"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

A knight in shining armor, a dragon and a princess