Fantasy Appreciators Gifts

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

The Owl and the Pussycat as migrants coming ashore from their pea green inflatable dinghy

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

Late BroomStick

ET Mishap

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"What the hell took so long?"

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Where the wild things were."

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Birds Following Witch.

The Beard in the Stone

Giant Monster in Bath

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

"Shall I let them breathe."

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

Phoenix

A knight in shining armor, a dragon and a princess

"And next up, Fairy Tales: FolkLORE or FolkLIES!"

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!