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"Don't think you can just come in here and self-describe."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

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"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

Important Muscles.

The Boss.

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

Hierarchy with 'Me' at the top.

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

Pierre was full of himself.

The great and near-great

Once entangled, clashing male doctors usually die a slow death by starvation.

"In short, then, I'm looking for a job that matches my sense of entitlement!"

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

"And, for God's sake, don't let anyone finish my novel!"

"He claims he does the work of two employees."

"Remember, Jeremy, thou art immortal."

'I've always managed to retain my humility, I'm proud to say.'

"They're both type 'A' personalities, so they're deciding who is the 'A+'."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"It's my most personal building yet."

'Seth, please bring me a copy of every search engine article that mentions my name in a favorable light. I need an ego boost.'

Boss has a frame hanging above his desk for his face.

"Who's a pretty boy?"

"I actually don't have anything to say, but I missed the sound of my own voice."

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"Since the promotion, my husband has gotten a big head."

"I hoped you'd like the size of it."

"So long, Ed. This is my floor."