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"Would you mind aligning yourself with the deflated egos? We're overstocked on the inflated ones."

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'I owe you an apology, Greffman -- Let's keep it that way.'

"Ours will be the first mixed marriage in my family. Dog people NEVER marry cat people."

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

The Boss.

"Well that's the last of our offspring gone - let battle commence."

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."

Pierre was full of himself.

Workplace Confidentiality.

'Just wait till it's my turn to make long-term care decisions for you!'

"He claims he does the work of two employees."

"In short, then, I'm looking for a job that matches my sense of entitlement!"

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

The great and near-great

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

"And, for God's sake, don't let anyone finish my novel!"

"Of course, you've always set a good example for me ... that's why you embarrass me so much."

'I've always managed to retain my humility, I'm proud to say.'

"I think it really captures my humility and selflessness."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"They're both type 'A' personalities, so they're deciding who is the 'A+'."

"It's my most personal building yet."

'The only thing we have in common anymore is the kids are driving us both nuts!'

'Seth, please bring me a copy of every search engine article that mentions my name in a favorable light. I need an ego boost.'