Ego Deflaters Gifts

"Don't think you can just come in here and self-describe."

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

Important Muscles.

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

The Boss.

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

Hierarchy with 'Me' at the top.

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."

Pierre was full of himself.

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

I'm ego surfing right now, looking up my name on different search engines.

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

The great and near-great

"In short, then, I'm looking for a job that matches my sense of entitlement!"

"He claims he does the work of two employees."

"Remember, Jeremy, thou art immortal."

Once entangled, clashing male doctors usually die a slow death by starvation.

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

"And, for God's sake, don't let anyone finish my novel!"

'I've always managed to retain my humility, I'm proud to say.'

"I think it really captures my humility and selflessness."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"They're both type 'A' personalities, so they're deciding who is the 'A+'."

"It's my most personal building yet."

'Seth, please bring me a copy of every search engine article that mentions my name in a favorable light. I need an ego boost.'

"So long, Ed. This is my floor."

"I hoped you'd like the size of it."

"Who's a pretty boy?"

Joe's Bar: Your money back if you think you're man enough!

Boss has a frame hanging above his desk for his face.

'Darling - have I ever told you how much you love me. . .?'