Ego Lifter Prints

Important Muscles.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'

The Boss.

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

Wife asking husband what resolutions he is going to make for the new century

"He claims he does the work of two employees."

The great and near-great

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

"And, for God's sake, don't let anyone finish my novel!"

Man getting so excited he lifts his desk up.'

C'mon, Randall, cheer up....everybody dies.

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

"I was building up my pecs."

"In short, then, I'm looking for a job that matches my sense of entitlement!"

'I've always managed to retain my humility, I'm proud to say.'