Tiny Tree Aficionado Gifts

Spring in Japan.

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Tree house.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Do you have anything bigger?

"I brought cocoa."

D.I.Y

The native sweet bay species will make a beautiful grove. They'll give you pleasure and increase your house value! Tree's tree nursery. Hmm

Stop and Birch

Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking

'Yeah, strictly speaking it's a hole, but I prefer to think of it as a bijou hole.'

Bonsai Exhibit

'It started out as a little tree house for the kids and we kept adding on to it.'

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Tree Squirrel

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

'Therapy always works best in a safe environment ... such as your old tree house.'

"You should consider buying."

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

"And these are the Andersons, our tenants."

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

Castle Efficiency

'How long you planning on staying up there, Bill?'

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

Frank and Ernest Nursery. We sell mature trees. Come in for a shady deal. Uh, Ernie, about this sign you put out.

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

No tree hugging.

With their sales slumping due to high gas prices, many RVs are being converted...

"I won't lie to you: It was quite an ordeal to move the upright piano in..."

Ernie, I hear you're an amateur botanist who believes some plants are baseball fans. Yes, ivy plants root for the Chicago Cubs and dream of being in Wrigley Field themselves on day. King Ferns are fans of the Kansas City Royals. Cattails follow the Detroit Tigers. And Redwood trees are huge supporters of their local team in San Francisco. That makes sense. Giants love the Giants! Redwood trees are the team's biggest fans!

"That's your tiny house!"

Don't laugh, my house is paid for.