Miniature Tree Lover Gifts

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Deforestation.

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

School trip little porters.

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

"They're class action figures."

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

"Hey! I know a howl of derision when I hear one!"

Fox hunting.

'Can you pass me the saw-dust when you're finished with it Darling?'

Spring in Japan.

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

Ozone layer claims another victim.

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

"So....are we, like, dating now? Or what?"

Camouflage Unit

'I'm sorry, miss. We are planting a forest here, so you'll have to move.'

"My mum's favourite recipes are: birch with mayonnaise, oak with tomato sauce, hazel with Dijon mustard, beech with salt and pepper and pine with soy sauce..."

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

Spotted Owl Migration

The Re-Giving Tree

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."