Nature Afficionado Pillows

Maple Syrup Time in Canada

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Grace For Flies

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Swan Fairy Tales

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

The Runaway Horse

Gardener attacked by plants.

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

A large leaf falling on a dog

Romantic Giraffes

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Polluted geese

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'