Wildlife Afficionado Gifts

"I chewed the left one out of a trap; this one was pure nervous energy."

Wildlife

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Mardi Gras

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Giraffe Umbrella

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Romantic Giraffes

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

An Unexpected Guest.

"Look, a bug!"

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Duck Hunt

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Cling-On Dog

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Garden Goddess.

"Well, we needed the rain."

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"Tallyho!"

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Koala

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"