Lover Of Nature's Surprises Gifts

Others are drawn by its exciting uncertainties.

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Psychobabbling brook.

While You Were Out: We Moved!

Roads with a view.

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

Graffitti.

Pastrami in the wild

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

'I thought a camping trip would keep your mind off work. What I'd like to know is how you got your desk out here without me knowing.'

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

Fall in the Greek Temple

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

'Waiter, this jam tastes of fish!'

You will be surprised by the wild birds that will appear in your garden.

Gardener and the Giant Snail

'I realize this has been your favorite camping spot since you were a kid...but it's just not the same with all the construction over the years.'

BIG HOOF

Roadie

Unplugging and going outside

'It's great to get back to the simple life,'

The Vampire Tree is common in the neck of the woods.

"There's a nuclear waste dump with broken barrels under your garden but you won't get cancer. I'll eat you first!"

Coiled snake.'Act calm,relax,take a deep breath and reach for your knife slowly.'

"It started last week as a seed in a saucer of cotton wool."

Scouting just hasn't been the same since Troop 90 found a long enough extension cord so they could sing around the air conditioner.