Fan Of Surprises Mugs

'I have just been handed a revised weather forecast...'

"Why, Susan, I—ha-ha-ha! Oh, God, sorry... Sorry."

'I found the termites!'

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Surprise!"

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

While You Were Out: We Moved!

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

Tuna Surprise $4.95. You have to admit - he's pretty surprising!

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

Want to hear a secret? Every time they put a nut in my mouth, I give it a little lick.

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

"Wanna play?"

'A kissogram for the boss? It must be a mistake.'

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

"Woof"

Surprise Party

'Waiter, this jam tastes of fish!'

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

"Mr. Dankin, the plumber will see you now."

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

The disgusting, embarrassing sound of a whoopie cushion...

Happy Birthday MUM!

False starts.

'Well, on the bright side, we DID manage to keep it a surprise.'

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...

'It's a surprise present for my husband - He's expecting golf clubs!'

'I bet you thought I'd forgotten our anniversary.'