Lover Of Whimsical Twists T-Shirts

'I'd say your financial future is looking bright.'

Storm in a magic lamp.

"Your resume's very impressive, but we're looking for a financial wizard."

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Serenade for you...

When lice dream.

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

'You will never require the services of a dating agency.'

Drunk Woman Sees Pink Elephants in her Garden.

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

"Hello, Number 6!"

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Golf escape.

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

"The true story"

"You need to get in touch with your inner tadpole."

Diet Sugar House.

'What are you implying?'

A clown rides in a hot air balloon animal.

"Guard coming."

'Bloomin Hippies!'

"Mom and dad were right. We really do come from Heaven."

"I'm not like other frogs."

False starts.

Balloon Man

"Allow Me"

Witches and Their Drones

'Baby this could be the start of something big.'

Driver sees road sign instructing him to detour over the river and thru the woods

"Yes, I'm the good fairy but I can grant only one wish instead of three. Budget cuts, you know?"

'He follwed me home, Mom. Can I keep him?'