Fan Of Twists And Turns Gifts

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

"The true story"

Diet Sugar House.

'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

'What are you implying?'

False starts.

'I'd say your financial future is looking bright.'

Deux Ex Mechanic

Why don't we wait until we know each other better before I tell you how I got the name 'Humpty'.

"Mother, I've sold the cow on the dark web for 3 bitbeans."

The Latter Day Wisdom of Solomon

"Hey - this isn't snow, it's little piece of shiny plastic!"

'Trick or treat!' Now if you could just enter your PIN.'

'Before we get married, Doris, there is something I need to get off my chest.'

"For some plays, the second act is best left shrouded in mystery."

Safe is actually window to men's bathroom.

"Velcro!"

Post-Lyme-Tick Fairy Tales

Little Red Riding Hoodie.

Take a ride with the reaper.

"After all these years keeping the books for us, it turns out you embezzled thousands? Why, mom?"

'That's not quite what I meant, Rapunzel'

The following morning, Jack somehow sensed that what his 'magic beans' had turned into, although still quite unremarkable looking, had the ability to lift him above his humble, mundane life.

Snake charmer has been eaten by his snake.

'I won't marry you, Ed, but you may join my entourage.'

The Three Bears and Gridlock: The story of a family whose house was raided while they were stuck in traffic.

"I want to huff and puff and blow down a big beautiful wall."

Island

'I didn't THINK infiltration would work.'