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Child Prodigy, "We're afraid he's a child prodigy"

"Any OTHER skills that might be more appropriate to a role in forensic accounting?"

'He's maturing early.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

"Frosty the Repairman"

"And do you have any OTHER skills you can bring to the post apart from being able to burp the Beatles greatest hits?"

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

"Hire him. You can't teach shadows like that."

"Any other skills?"

Believe or not but before he became a famous artist he was a shoe salesman.

Family Portrait

Pickles the Clown: Son of Bonzo and Gwen. A Pro to the End.

'Oh, sow some interest! How many 8-year-olds can play the '1812' on a vacuum hose?'

"He's at grade level for everything except cursing. He's swearing at a 9th grade level."

Man on desert island sees tightrope walker on horizon.

"I don't get you. You can soft shoe, play the ukulele and juggle, but you can't fetch a pair of slippers."

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

"Boy, I have such a bad hangover! The guy I stung last night was drunk..."

'A most powerful, moving and scary book - botanists will love it!'

'My mum can play the piano by ear.'

'...open beer bottles with his teeth.'

Shakuhachi!

OWZAT...The beer-mat-flipping champion sets a new world record!

'Mentoring requires many sophisticates qualities and skills...'

Vultures wait on a desert island.

Revenge of the Watermelons.

Chameleon knocking out a kangaroo with its tongue.

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"What other qualifications do you have besides mastering the art of playing 'We Have No Bananas' with your armpit?"

"Wow, Tia Carmen...that's amazing! How do you do it?"

The Frog, Flamingo, and Umbrella.

Todd realises his ability to levitate tea bag string will never translate into hard cash.