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Child Prodigy, "We're afraid he's a child prodigy"

"Any OTHER skills that might be more appropriate to a role in forensic accounting?"

'He's maturing early.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

"Frosty the Repairman"

"And do you have any OTHER skills you can bring to the post apart from being able to burp the Beatles greatest hits?"

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

"Any other skills?"

"Hire him. You can't teach shadows like that."

Pickles the Clown: Son of Bonzo and Gwen. A Pro to the End.

Family Portrait

Believe or not but before he became a famous artist he was a shoe salesman.

'Oh, sow some interest! How many 8-year-olds can play the '1812' on a vacuum hose?'

"He's at grade level for everything except cursing. He's swearing at a 9th grade level."

Man on desert island sees tightrope walker on horizon.

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

"I don't get you. You can soft shoe, play the ukulele and juggle, but you can't fetch a pair of slippers."

"Boy, I have such a bad hangover! The guy I stung last night was drunk..."

'My mum can play the piano by ear.'

'A most powerful, moving and scary book - botanists will love it!'

"Looks like the thong birds are getting ready to fly south for the winter."

OWZAT...The beer-mat-flipping champion sets a new world record!

Shakuhachi!

'...open beer bottles with his teeth.'

'Mentoring requires many sophisticates qualities and skills...'

Vultures wait on a desert island.

"What other qualifications do you have besides mastering the art of playing 'We Have No Bananas' with your armpit?"

Chameleon knocking out a kangaroo with its tongue.

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

Revenge of the Watermelons.

"Everyone here has a PH.D. in astrophysics. We need someone who can yodel."

"Wow, Tia Carmen...that's amazing! How do you do it?"

The Frog, Flamingo, and Umbrella.