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"He's one in a million."

"Hire him. You can't teach shadows like that."

"Would you say eavesdropping is a special skill and/or interest?"

"I don't get you. You can soft shoe, play the ukulele and juggle, but you can't fetch a pair of slippers."

'Uri Geller's First Job.' 'That's the 20th spoon you've bent today.'

"Wow, Tia Carmen...that's amazing! How do you do it?"

"And do you have any OTHER skills you can bring to the post apart from being able to burp the Beatles greatest hits?"

Anna Calvi

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

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Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"Outré or simply bad?"

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

Porcupine meets horseshoe crab

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

"Any other skills?"

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

The Dancing Academy

'What's wrong with you?'

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

'Oh, sow some interest! How many 8-year-olds can play the '1812' on a vacuum hose?'

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."

Tom Mullica.

"He's at grade level for everything except cursing. He's swearing at a 9th grade level."

"She's not all over you, but she gets the job done."

Rhino Art

Pavement Art.