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"He's one in a million."

"Hire him. You can't teach shadows like that."

"Would you say eavesdropping is a special skill and/or interest?"

"I don't get you. You can soft shoe, play the ukulele and juggle, but you can't fetch a pair of slippers."

"Wow, Tia Carmen...that's amazing! How do you do it?"

"And do you have any OTHER skills you can bring to the post apart from being able to burp the Beatles greatest hits?"

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

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Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"Outré or simply bad?"

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

"Any other skills?"

The Dancing Academy

Porcupine meets horseshoe crab

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

"He's at grade level for everything except cursing. He's swearing at a 9th grade level."

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

'Oh, sow some interest! How many 8-year-olds can play the '1812' on a vacuum hose?'

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."

"She's not all over you, but she gets the job done."

Rhino Art

Pavement Art.

A cocktail in a tuba

Having heard good things about it, Carlos decides to try the Phlegmish School of painting.

"I don't get it. Who doesn't love a circus?"

"Would you like to see my one-woman show about the specials?"