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'...open beer bottles with his teeth.'

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"I love you, you big fool."

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"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

"And do you have any OTHER skills you can bring to the post apart from being able to burp the Beatles greatest hits?"

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"Hire him. You can't teach shadows like that."

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"Any other skills?"

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

The Dancing Academy

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

"He's at grade level for everything except cursing. He's swearing at a 9th grade level."

'Oh, sow some interest! How many 8-year-olds can play the '1812' on a vacuum hose?'

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."

"She doesn’t fetch or roll over or anything really, but she’s a terrific whistler."

"No-chance the rapper"

"They listen to weird music, dress funny and you don't dare go into the bathroom after they've been in there!"

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

"I don't get you. You can soft shoe, play the ukulele and juggle, but you can't fetch a pair of slippers."

'My mum can play the piano by ear.'

Alison Pill

'Mentoring requires many sophisticates qualities and skills...'

Street sweeper with an umbrella on his broom.

Musician with eyepatch

The man who could throw his voice.

"Everyone here has a PH.D. in astrophysics. We need someone who can yodel."