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"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

Anna Calvi

Orchestra.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Elvis Presley

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Stubborn Horse

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

Woman crying with happiness.

Fossil record player.

Eric Clapton.

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

Bryan Ferry

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

Dog ignores angry cat.

"So, to sum up, I would like to say that Shakespeare is an awesome genius in the same category as Albert Einstein and Jerry Garcia."

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Violin Practise

Jimi Hendrix.

Elevator Music

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."