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Other men just sing in the bath

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Stubborn Horse

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

Dog ignores angry cat.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Separation

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'Follow that cab!'

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

'So... Who's chasing who?'

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

Jungle Games

'No, I'm pretty sure she said, 'Sit!'

Dog playing snooker/pool.

It's all gravy.

Dog Training.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

"He wants a second opinion."

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

Namastayyy

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"