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Other men just sing in the bath

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Stubborn Horse

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

Dog ignores angry cat.

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Separation

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

'So... Who's chasing who?'

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

Jungle Games

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

Dog Training.

It's all gravy.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

"He wants a second opinion."

Dog playing snooker/pool.

'No, I'm pretty sure she said, 'Sit!'

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

Cat scratches dog's car.