Fan Of Novelty Acts Gifts

Elephants performing in a circus

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

It's great for pulling the birds!

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Circus

"And do you have any OTHER skills you can bring to the post apart from being able to burp the Beatles greatest hits?"

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

Chorister's Loose Teeth

'...and on Bass...'

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

Speed Bump Ahead.

"Hire him. You can't teach shadows like that."

The Old Curiosity Shop

"Tonight Mathew, I'm going to be, Charlotte Church"

'I don't know much about Ballet but I like watching men in tights.'

Having heard good things about it, Carlos decides to try the Phlegmish School of painting.

Other men just sing in the bath

Spoonstock.

Three Little Maids from School, The Mikado

"I don't get you. You can soft shoe, play the ukulele and juggle, but you can't fetch a pair of slippers."

"I will now play a familiar seasonal piece."

A sheep shearing herself on stage - A sheep strip show

"You must be the new guy!"

"It's amazing the things you see if you wake up an hour earlier than usual!"

A cat tamer

"I'll do the talking!"

"Bear with me-I put my hat on upside down."

"Any OTHER skills that might be more appropriate to a role in forensic accounting?"

'Uri Geller's First Job.' 'That's the 20th spoon you've bent today.'

"Wow, Tia Carmen...that's amazing! How do you do it?"

"This family group idea is the lamest thing we've ever done!"

'Firstly Madame, the Green Grocer is across the road and secondly that should explain why your 'bananas' are vibrating...!'

The Artists Fall-Back Career 'It's an easy gig to get once you stop waxing.'

Fish who dropped out of the school