Novelty Band Enthusiast Gifts

"This whole musical group thing just isn't working. And besides, I don't think Gracie's heart is in it anymore."

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

Trump! The Musical

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

Six jazz instruments.

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

It's great for pulling the birds!

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

Couple sharing earbuds.

'Now what?!'

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

"Home school marching band"

'Please enter your pin now.'

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

'Son, it's time we had a little talk about the Byrds and the Beatles.'

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

Guitar Hero.

'Greatest Hits Compilations not yet turned into a terrible Ben Elton show.'

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

How hit songs get their names

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

Speed Bump Ahead.

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

'The valentine card I gave you talks, plays music and flashes lights! Who cares about the message???'

"I've done this show six hundred thirty-seven times. Tonight in Act Two I'm going to sing 'The Jet Song' from 'West Side Story'."

The Old Curiosity Shop

Fuzz - a higher power guides Max's fingers.

The Dogs... 'On lead.'

"I Love U2."