Novelty Band Enthusiast Pillows

"This whole musical group thing just isn't working. And besides, I don't think Gracie's heart is in it anymore."

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

Trump! The Musical

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

Six jazz instruments.

It's great for pulling the birds!

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

'Now what?!'

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

"Home school marching band"

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

'Please enter your pin now.'

Guitar Hero.

'Greatest Hits Compilations not yet turned into a terrible Ben Elton show.'

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

'The valentine card I gave you talks, plays music and flashes lights! Who cares about the message???'

The Old Curiosity Shop

"I've done this show six hundred thirty-seven times. Tonight in Act Two I'm going to sing 'The Jet Song' from 'West Side Story'."

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

"Missed the musical. Downloaded the ringtone."

Liza Minnelli