Novelty Gift Seekers Prints

When they're not flying, they walk around and play classic rock music. The strolling drones!

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'What clan do you belong to?'

Crap from the future.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Useless add-ons.

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

Mohammad's motors

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'What kind of filling would you like?'

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

Toenail clipping missile.

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"