Novelty Clothing Pillows

But, I guess what it comes down to is this, in a world so full of pain and suffering, at least I can say I wore fun ties.'

Dog Walking Services

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Advocado

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Hay Rides $10

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"Underweird bras."

Elton John

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

LOL. Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear.

Ball Pool Peril

"I used to be a veterinarian."

"Krazy straw"

Bumper Limos

'Celeb Foods: Damien Hurst's voles in brine.'

Woman's T-Shirt says 'Baby', Man's says '35 Lbs. Ugly Fat'.

"Rats! It doesn't work...but why?? Why??!!"

Leaking backpack.

"Relax, just watch out for his left hook."

Marxist Elephant

"Leftovers"

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

"Run, it's a light-sabre tooth tiger."

Drinking Hats

BABY (arrow pointing to belly) BEER (arrow pointing to belly).

Fakirs uses a back scratcher.

Frank Loved Bubblewrap

Girl who has been bought an oversized chatelaine large household items hanging from it

101 uses of a dead cat: desk spike

The dawn of the...Iron Age.