Novelty Shirt Fanatics Pillows

Beard must be this long to wear this t-shirt.

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

It's great for pulling the birds!

Woman's T-Shirt says 'Baby', Man's says '35 Lbs. Ugly Fat'.

"Krazy straw"

The Old Curiosity Shop

"Leftovers"

BABY (arrow pointing to belly) BEER (arrow pointing to belly).

"My wife's an editor."

One size fits all

I'm with Stew Pidd shirt.

"You must be the new guy!"

"Stop complaining. You're the one who wanted me to stop wearing the 'I'm With Stupid' T-shirt."

Grandma wearing novelty T-Shirt: 'How's my Hungging?'

'I'm with stupi. . . um, I mean my beautiful wife.'

T'was the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, it was straight shots all the way.

"This is my new 'One Answer Fits All Questions' - shirt!"

I'm With Stoopid and Me Two.

Doctor.

"Might I suggest Mr Kisby, however good your Defense Attorney is, you're not helping your case in that T-shirt."

Convention: 'I'm With Stupid!'

I'm with crazy.

Not a huge fan of my wife's new boyfriend.

"Gary, you know I hate it when you wear that shirt."

Leaking 'waterbed of nails'.

Congressman Yomp...photo OP w/ constituents: noon- 3PM. Thank you for not wearing a 'I'm With Stupid' T-shirt!

"Just a heads-up...you're wearing your 'I'm With Stupid' T-shirt inside out."

Spoiler Warning!

The Celebrated Wits of the Radisson Round Table.

But, I guess what it comes down to is this, in a world so full of pain and suffering, at least I can say I wore fun ties.'