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Beard must be this long to wear this t-shirt.

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

It's great for pulling the birds!

Woman's T-Shirt says 'Baby', Man's says '35 Lbs. Ugly Fat'.

"Krazy straw"

The Old Curiosity Shop

"Leftovers"

BABY (arrow pointing to belly) BEER (arrow pointing to belly).

"My wife's an editor."

Turkey tries using a trick t-shirt to avoid being selected for dinner.

I'm with Stew Pidd shirt.

One size fits all

"You must be the new guy!"

Pregnant woman wearing a 'baby' shirt and a man wearing a 'big baby' shirt.

Nope. Not the same thing.

Eggs Sunny Side Up.

Grandma wearing novelty T-Shirt: 'How's my Hungging?'

T'was the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, it was straight shots all the way.

'I'm with stupi. . . um, I mean my beautiful wife.'

"Stop complaining. You're the one who wanted me to stop wearing the 'I'm With Stupid' T-shirt."

I'm With Stoopid and Me Two.

"This is my new 'One Answer Fits All Questions' - shirt!"

Randy shows off his celebrity navel lint collection.

"Might I suggest Mr Kisby, however good your Defense Attorney is, you're not helping your case in that T-shirt."

Doctor.

Convention: 'I'm With Stupid!'

Social media is where it's @.

I'm with crazy.

Not a huge fan of my wife's new boyfriend.

"Gary, you know I hate it when you wear that shirt."

Leaking 'waterbed of nails'.

Congressman Yomp...photo OP w/ constituents: noon- 3PM. Thank you for not wearing a 'I'm With Stupid' T-shirt!

"Just a heads-up...you're wearing your 'I'm With Stupid' T-shirt inside out."

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The Celebrated Wits of the Radisson Round Table.