Novelty T-shirts Pillows

BABY (arrow pointing to belly) BEER (arrow pointing to belly).

The Celebrated Wits of the Radisson Round Table.

I'm With Stoopid and Me Two.

Dog Walking Services

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Advocado

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Hay Rides $10

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Cash Machines From Across the Land

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

Peel poker.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

Elton John

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

LOL. Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear.

Ball Pool Peril

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

Bumper Limos

Woman's T-Shirt says 'Baby', Man's says '35 Lbs. Ugly Fat'.

Leaking backpack.

"Rats! It doesn't work...but why?? Why??!!"

Businessman with novelty in and out baskets.

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

Thank you for calling ace novelty..and remember, think outside the box!

Jurassic Pork

"Relax, just watch out for his left hook."

Toe-Tickling Machine

Drinking Hats

"Run, it's a light-sabre tooth tiger."