Collecting Funny T-shirts Pillows

'It was a gift from AARP.'

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

"Oh, this old thing?"

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

I accepted an early retirement buy out and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

Humans are 100% recyclable.

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

I'm With Stooped

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

I'm Stupid (Damn Autocorrect)

I'm with, wait, don't tell me. Starts with an S, right?

I e-bay t-shirt.

Nobody's Perfact (spelled wrong)

"I don't care who's naughty or nice anymore-I only keep track of who's crossed me."

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

Got god? (no you don't...He's got you!)

'Save the Smallpox Virus'

I heart bypass t-shirt.

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'Overnight delivery of 500 'I survived the tornado' T-shirts!'

'I see dumb people wearing 'I see dumb people' shirts.'

Quizzo tonight! Win a tee shirt! Trivia is my middle name, but I have all the tee shirts I need. So, tell me something: Are there Quizzo groupies?

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