Collecting Novelty Shirts Pillows

Congressman Yomp...photo OP w/ constituents: noon- 3PM. Thank you for not wearing a 'I'm With Stupid' T-shirt!

"This is my new 'One Answer Fits All Questions' - shirt!"

Clown on bike.

Fly Football

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

hard-boiled egg...

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"Oh, this old thing?"

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

Apocalypse Research Center

Bathroom Fairy

'Have you any W fronts?'

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

A close shave on the Titanic...

Humans are 100% recyclable.

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

I'm Stupid (Damn Autocorrect)

I'm with, wait, don't tell me. Starts with an S, right?

Tin Can Operation.

I e-bay t-shirt.

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

"Thank you for holding. . .Your call is important to us. . .Yeah right."

Nobody's Perfact (spelled wrong)

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

Got god? (no you don't...He's got you!)