Vintage T-shirt Lover Pillows

"If you get half the closet for shoes, then I get a drawer for my old rock concert t-shirts."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Cocktails on the verandah.

The Missing Sock Returns

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

Military Medals

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Early Piety

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

High Riders of the Old West

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Opening the Barrel

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

Swells - Men's Fashion

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper