Carpet Layer Gifts

"These clouds are really plush!"

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

Carpet cleaner.

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

"And remember the rule: when the carpet is old, that's when we hold, when the carpet is new, that's when we spew!"

'I am sorry about this vicar, but my wife has just had new carpets fitted.'

The hazards of Cleaning a Magic Carpet

Where is global warming when you want it?

"Don't go so fast...watch out for those birds...keep your eyes in front!"

Men on flying carpets, "I always fly by first class"

'I won't bother you, Mr. Gridley... I just wanted to see how it would feel to walk barefoot on your plush carpeting...'

"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."

'No seat belts, dad?'

'Wall-to-wall carpets go on the floor, not on the walls.'

"Too bad leaves can't replace salt for the roads each winter. It would save us a ton of money."

'I got the raise!'

Bird on Flying Carpet.

Biggo Carpet Co.: 'Out cutting a rug'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Air Mail

Office carpets,putting green type.

'Carpets' 'Try before you buy'

'That's the last Indian carpet we ever buy'.

'Whenever I have concrete left after a job, I come out here and sell it as the ultimate sunscreen.'

'Admit it Abdullah, this magic carpet of yours has us hopelessly lost in the desert.'

"Yes, I'm sure that's not what's meant by red carpet attire."

Magic carpet mechanic underneath carpet saying 'try it now',

A middle eastern gentleman at a rug store - 'I like the colour, but how many miles has it done?'