Cement Layer Gifts

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"What's this for poorer stuff?"

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

Unconditional Loveseat

"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married."

I'm putting all my eggs in one basket.

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

The Female Brain and The Other One

'No, but thanks for asking.'

Brickie's Mate

Brick Salesman

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

A Reasonable Time for Concern

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

Frank and Ernie's Relationship Advice. It's not enough to just accept that relationships are two-way streets ... You must also avoid taking side trips down alleys!

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Home maintenance

"'...Love, honor, cherish til death do us part'? Wait..."

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"When we met, Marc promised to be the wind under my wings but it turned out to be all hot air."

'Are you serious? I thought 'For Better or for Worse' was just a comic strip.'

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

A bricklayer building a tree

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'