Cement Layer Gifts

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"What's this for poorer stuff?"

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

Unconditional Loveseat

"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

I'm putting all my eggs in one basket.

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

The Female Brain and The Other One

Brickie's Mate

'No, but thanks for asking.'

Brick Salesman

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

A Reasonable Time for Concern

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

"'...Love, honor, cherish til death do us part'? Wait..."

Home maintenance

'Are you serious? I thought 'For Better or for Worse' was just a comic strip.'

"When we met, Marc promised to be the wind under my wings but it turned out to be all hot air."

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

'...Love, honor, and obey, no strings attached?'

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

A bricklayer building a tree

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"

The famous Walled-off salad.